I'm wearing a tight, cleavage baring sweater as I sip on my soda and playfully tease you with the inevitable burps that are sure to follow. I give you plenty of loud burps (all while My boobs are on the verge of bursting out of My sweater) until I get to the end of my soda, where I experience a 'burp misfire' that leaves Me with no choice but to inhale air to generate a few last burps to make up for it.