We are at my place after a date. I tell you how tired I am, and instead you tell me how you want to have sex with me. I am not interested. I finally tell you to show me what you’re working with. Excitedly, you pull down your pants. I yawn. You call that a dick? It’s not tiny, but certainly below average. No, I don’t think a second date is in the cards for you. Why is your dick even still hard? Do you like when I tell you how small and uninspiring it is?

Your penis is boring.