I am very disappointed in you, little one. I can’t believe you convinced me that you’re big enough to wear your big-boy underwear. This morning, I discovered that you wet the bed again! I instruct you to strip the sheets off the bed, ball them up, take off your pajamas, and stick your nose in your filthy sheets. With your bottom in the air, you’ll receive a proper spanking from me, and then it will be back into pampers! You’ll be under my direct supervision as you play only with crayons, blocks, and coloring books; no more video games for you!