I don’t want you to worry. Trust me, I know what it’s like to be you. I too, questioned my sexuality. But unlike you, I had a supportive environment and friends to talk to about it. You’ve been struggling with this all on your own. But that’s why I’m here to help you, to encourage you to explore your bisexual desires. It’s a part of you, and there’s no reason to have any shame about it. So let me guide you on what might happen if I trick you into a threesome with me. I’ll give you a little assignment to get the ball rolling.

It’s time to come out of the closet.