I come home to relax and, after vacuuming, I find a tiny little man clinging to my carpet. He must be so scared watching my big, black, leather boots walking around him! He tried to run, but I pick him up to inspect him and, though he’s the size of a little bug, he has arms and legs. I can’t understand what he says, he’s just too small! I hold him up by his tiny shirt, tease him with keeping him in a jar or eating him for lunch. In the end, I decide to teach him a lesson by stuffing him inside my sweaty boots, then putting the boots back on so he can feel me walking with every ste... Show more