What’s been going on with you? You spend a long time at the computer and you don’t even come to bed with me. So I had a look at your computer when you were at work so see what you were so fucking interested in. Surprise, surprise. I found a huge amount of porn! What is wrong with you? You’d rather jerk to porn than rest with me? So, since you hate sex so much I will be giving you a relationship ultimatum. I searched online for a solution to this problem and do you know what I found? A chastity device! I’m going to lock up your dick. It’s the only way you can keep me around.

What’s been going on with you? You spend a long time at the computer and you don’t even come to bed with me. So I had a look at your computer when you were at work so see what you were so fucking interested in. Surprise, surprise. I found a huge amount of porn! What is wrong with you? You’d rather jerk to porn than rest with me? So, since you hate sex so much I will be giving you a relationship ultimatum. I searched online for a solution to this problem and do you know what I found? A chastity device! I’m going to lock up your dick. It’s the only way you can keep me around.

Locked against your will by your angry girlfriend.