It’s Christmas morning and your bitchy wife has finally allowed you to jerk off. It’s been months since you’ve been together and she just wants to make you feel good. She tells you she’s naked under her rest shirt and teases the fuck out of you, making you stroke and stroke and edge yourself. Finally, she counts you down from ten, only to slap you in the balls and deny you any hope of an orgasm!

You should have sprung for the diamonds...