Hey there, little dick! I know you’ve been lying to women on the internet about your dick size. You’ve been telling them that your 2-inch wimpy penis is, in fact, a 9-inch thick, hard cock! I can’t have you lying to women on my watch! You haven’t really thought this through, have you? What did you think she just wouldn’t notice? That’s quite a big difference. She will notice.

It’s time to start being honest about your dick size. Be honest about your true capabilities. You could become a god at oral sex or you could simply enjoy masturbating all by yourself. And, let’s be ... Show more