I'm in my dorm room and I see a little bug on the floor. At first I'm grossed out, but then I look closer and I see a tiny little man! I wonder how no one has noticed him before. I bet he's just been preving out on all the girls rooms all this time. "Do you like to swim in my dirty laundry, huh? I bet you curl up in my dirty panties and rest there! Disgusting!"

I laugh and tell him I could crush him with my stocking feet easily. Maybe I'll glue you right to my shoe and walk you all around campus. It would be cold with all that snow! Maybe I'll take you to class in a litt... Show more