So, you'd like to be my little toilet? You do realize how foul that is, don't you? That would be my only use for you. I don't want you touching anything else but my waste. You're so disgusting that all I want to use you for is waste disposal. Your mouth is very eco-friendly. I won't waste water when I open the flow all over your face and tongue. You'll be made to lick every speck of waste off my ass, instead of toilet paper.

Toilets really get, and let me show you exactly how.