I decide to do a few causal stretches, squats and yoga positions in my living room. Suddenly I discover there’s a creepy little pervert watching me starting at my ass. How disgusting. Oh no, I’m not going to kick him out. I’m going to teach him a lesson he’ll never forget. If he likes my ass that much let’s see how much he likes it right on his face. Squatting over his face. Sitting on it until he can’t breathe. What a stupid idiot.

Shouldn’t have been staring.