Are you wondering what you are doing here, trapped in a kennel? My girlfriends brought you here. You were trying to pick them up, being an absolute . I thought I’d turn you into one. You’d be a lot cuter and your behavior would be tolerated when you were so fluffy and cute! You see, I am a fur trader. All these are not pets. I don’t believe in hurting innocent anim4ls, but you are far from innocent. So are all the other creatures I sell off for their beautiful skins...they were all men like you once. The peacock was a very self-satisfied and vain man. I haven’t made up my mind yet... Show more