I squished my last boyfriend under my high heels after he drank too much of the shrinking potion I got him. I told my new boyfriend to stay away from the potion, as it was very strong. Men never listen. I'm sure he drank too much! I should have learned from last time. I'll have to keep looking for him, but I have to accept the fact that I may never find him. Oh! There you are! Here, put this ring on your body like a belt...oh it just fell off. Well now I can find you... I lost you again. Serves you right anyway! I hope I don't accidentally squish you like my last boyfriend!

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