Oh little toilet! It's time for your trial run. I'm ready to use you. You're just ready to be used at any time by me, aren't' you? Open wide and remember I don't use toilet paper. Only your tongue on my soft delicate areas. You're lucky you get to gaze on these parts of me at all. Drink it all in. Chew it all up, you foul toilet.

Imagine what it would be like to only have this one purpose.