You’ve always said you were my biggest fan, but I think you’re my tiniest fan! You’re barely bigger than the size of the fingernail on my pinky finger; it would be so easy for me to gobble you up! You see, I forgot my lunch today and I’m absolutely ravenous. It’ll be so easy to just lick you up on the tip of my tongue, move you around my mouth, and then swallow you down into my tummy where you’ll be with me forever. You get what you want – to be with me, and I get what I want – a nice little snack. You’ll melt in my tummy, belonging to me forever, happily digested.