I always wondered what it would be like to have my own personal robot. I know you have had your memory reformatted, so you dont rememberbut you used to be my boyfriend! In fact you were a terrible cheating boyfriend. I bet youre horny now, but you cant jerk unless I press this button on the remote. Only one button works. Press once for JERK ON and press again for JERK OFF! Your memory wasnt big enough to do much else other than this one simple line of code. But I think its pretty amusing! Now youll be my JerkBot ex-boyfriend forever. Ill take you out and show you off as one of my n...

I always wondered what it would be like to have my own personal robot. I know you have had your memory reformatted, so you dont rememberbut you used to be my boyfriend! In fact you were a terrible cheating boyfriend. I bet youre horny now, but you cant jerk unless I press this button on the remote. Only one button works. Press once for JERK ON and press again for JERK OFF! Your memory wasnt big enough to do much else other than this one simple line of code. But I think its pretty amusing! Now youll be my JerkBot ex-boyfriend forever. Ill take you out and show you off as one of my new gadgets. Better hope the novelty doesnt wear off soon.

Your ex-girlfriend presses a button on her remote and you cant help yourself but to jerk and stop at her command!