You are a sinner and you know it. Get out your bible right now. Open the book. Get on your knees. Follow my instructions without thinking. Once your dick gets hard you don’t think very well, do you? This so wrong. It doesn’t even feel right but jerking for me feels so good, you don’t even care. You don’t want to do this, but you are going to do it anyway. Once you are past the point of no return, it won’t matter what you want. It’s all about me.

You know what you have to do, vile masturbator.