How does it feel to walk in a room, knowing that you will never leave? You think you’re here to receive your state-sanctioned lethal injection, but since you’re not going anywhere, I feel comfortable telling you my secret. The compounds used in a lethal injection are quite lucrative on the black market, so I’ve been pocketing the injections for years, making a boat-load of money off of victims like you because I prefer to get rid of you the old-fashioned way. Putting a pillow over your face is all well and good, but I find that taking a seat right on your face is far more pleasant... Show more