Do you'd like to be my personal footboy? What are your skills? You don't seem to have any. Lots of boys can lick the lint from my toes but it takes someone special to be able to massage and pedicure my feet into perfection. If you want to prove yourself, I want you to lick the filth from the leather soles of these pumps. These are my oldest and most loved pair of pumps so they have seen many years of trampling and strutting around. Lick them clean, now.

I direct you to worship the ground I walk upon.