What do you want, loser? I know what you are. I can see it a mile away! You’re a pathetic, loser, pindick virgin. I’ll let you touch your dick and see if it will get any bigger, but I don’t think it will get bigger than my thumb. I’ll make sure you stay that way, a loser virgin forever! I’ll tell every woman you meet exactly what you are, and you’ll never get laid no matter how rich, hot, or intelligent you are. You’ll always be a pindick loser virgin!