So what seems to be the problem? Come on, I’m a nurse, you can tell me! You’re having a little trouble... downstairs ? Well, pull down your pants and let me see.

Oh my! That is certainly a tiny penis! We have a special name for that in the medical community: it’s called a micropenis. Well, there’s nothing I can do to make it bigger, but I can show you how to masturbate like a girl. You’ll probably be a virgin forever, but at least you can orgasm, right?

Sweet, friendly, nurse can’t help but giggle and humiliate you for your tiny little micropenis.