I am getting ready for bed when my sweetie comes in. I am having some of the new bottled water he got, it tastes better than ever! I go to brush my teeth but when I come back I notice its like my nightgown has shrunk! Its crazy, it was fine just a few minutes ago and my husband looks much shorter than before. I go to change into something else, the bikini top I wore to the pool yesterday and Im totally spilling out of it. I just dont know how this is possible. Is the room getting smaller or is it just me? When the bikini top gets too tight, I have to take it off. Thats when I start...

I am getting ready for bed when my sweetie comes in. I am having some of the new bottled water he got, it tastes better than ever! I go to brush my teeth but when I come back I notice its like my nightgown has shrunk! Its crazy, it was fine just a few minutes ago and my husband looks much shorter than before. I go to change into something else, the bikini top I wore to the pool yesterday and Im totally spilling out of it. I just dont know how this is possible. Is the room getting smaller or is it just me? When the bikini top gets too tight, I have to take it off. Thats when I start growing up to the ceiling. I have this huge desire to totally crush him or just keep him like a little pet in my purse!

Your wife starts growing taller and taller! Youre going to need a bigger house!