Im one of the babysitters from the service. Nice to meet you! Youre quite a big boy, arent you? Oh, the babysitter isnt for you? Its for your step-son? I specialize in adult baby sitting you see. You look like YOU are the one in need of some baby-ing, dont you think? Just look right into this shiny SHINY necklace and youll realize what you were truly meant to be and thats a totally brainwashed helpless little baby just for me.

Brainwashed into being the sitters new forever-baby!