Oh it's you again. What do you want? You want to fuck me? I don't think you understand. Your dick is absolutely useless to me. I have had a taste of big, beautiful cock that's much bigger than yours and it's a whole lot more satisfying than your small tool. Take off your pants right now. Let's have a looksee at your little hard shrimp dick. Is that really all the way hard? It's cute, I guess. But that word should never be used to describe a penis, should it? You'll never have me, and let me tell you why...

An explicit verbal description of your shortcomings.