Danger turns you on. All your life you were told not to share your sensitive information with strangers on the internet, but here you are, jerking off thinking about exactly that. Go ahead, open up an email to me. Don’t press send yet. Type exactly what I tell you. Hold your mouse over the send button. Jerk with the other hand. I’ll get you so hot you won’t be able to stop yourself. It was all your idea, anyway.

Don’t you want to make me happy? Of course you do.