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Merry Christmas clip to all the lonely losers out there!

Alone on the holidays again? Does your family always ask you when you're going to settle down and get married? Do they know what a loser you are? Or maybe you couldn't wait to get away from your family so you could be with your real loved one...your hand. You're such a porn addict. You're totally addicted to the idea of being addicted. Being an addict turns you on more! It's a vicious cycle. Jerk for me, loser. Jerk and let your tears be your own lube. You a... Show more