Young man, it’s time for us to have the masturbation talk. I know we’ve had the sex talk but this is about you touching yourself. I want to make sure you’re doing it safely and properly so that you’re not knocking anyone up when you have sexual urges. Now take your pants and underwear off – yes right in front of me. I know it might be embarrassing but it’s the only way for me to make sure you’re doing this right. Now I don’t want your new favorite activity to get in the way of your school work and other responsibilities so let’s learn how to do this right. Remember, I love you. Show more