Hi little losers. I know you absolutely love humiliating yourself for me. To make it much more fun, you’re going to humiliate yourself in public for me. You’re going to write down (yep, on a paper!) your three item shopping list. Remember, this little outing is just for me. You have to purchase only these three embarrassing items, no other shopping! Follow my instructions then report back to me with the proof on Twitter or via email!

I LOVE humiliating you, you little junkie!