I can’t believe you’re late for work again! That’s 9 times in the last 3 months; I have grounds to fire you on the spot. You’re right, I’ve never liked you, which is why I’m debating the reason for firing you. I could fire you for your tardiness, or I could fire you because the CEO and I were laughing at the security footage of you in your cubicle with your hand in your pants humping your hand furiously! Is that the reason you want me to cite for firing you? Your job is on the line, so answer me this: we didn’t see you do anything with your cum on the security footage, so where did all that...

I can’t believe you’re late for work again! That’s 9 times in the last 3 months; I have grounds to fire you on the spot. You’re right, I’ve never liked you, which is why I’m debating the reason for firing you. I could fire you for your tardiness, or I could fire you because the CEO and I were laughing at the security footage of you in your cubicle with your hand in your pants humping your hand furiously! Is that the reason you want me to cite for firing you? Your job is on the line, so answer me this: we didn’t see you do anything with your cum on the security footage, so where did all that cum go? Jerk off now, here, in front of me and show me exactly what you did. Your disgusting habits will see you staying late cleaning up your jizzy mess!