Hello, cum addicts. Don’t you just love guzzling down your cum for me? You don’t? Well of course you don’t. It’s disgusting! But you still love following my instructions for masturbating and you don’t care if it tastes yucky at the end. I’m going to help you make it a little more palatable. Grab a big highball glass and pour yourself a tall glass of your favorite brew. You’ll get to take a few sips before you spoil it!

Jerk off and sip your favorite brewski.