My poor, ex-husband... He was distraught when I told him that I wanted to divorce him. He wants so badly just to be near me. He said he’d do anything to keep me around. Anything? Really? I don’t think he quite understands what he’s gotten himself in to.

I made him give me his freedom and now he’s my slave. I drag him into the room on a chain attached to a collar that I’ve placed around his neck. I own him now and I am going to tell him exactly what to do and when to do it. He worships the ground I walk on. This is going to be a much more satisfying relationship – certainl... Show more