Enter, smoke, strip, and seduce me into sex, using me as a human ashtray, all with the black widow attitude. Be a sadistic homewrecker, your teasing is impossible to resist. Please add a bondage component, so when you are done with me, you just leave me easily to be caught by my wife.Be unbelievably confident in your ability to destroy my life. Give me a cigarette burn to remember you by at the end.

Your wife will be home from shopping any minute and guess how she is going to find you?