Oh, hello there young man. What seems to be the problem? You’re having trouble getting it up? Well, that’s pretty common. There’s nothing to worry about. Why don’t you show me? Why are you so shy? Go ahead. Show me. Do you need help? Wow, that’s a huge erection. Why don’t you masturbate it for me while I watch? I can give you a little visual encouragement but I really do need you out of my office very soon. See? That wasn’t so embarrassing.

The kind doctor needs to coax a sperm sample out of you.