Uh oh. You’ve got me as a babysitter again. Just look at you, an adult man all babified. Do you know why I’m so mean to you? It’s because I hate you. I hate when you cry and I hate the smell of your stinky diapers. I know mummy’s really nice to you and babies you but you disgust me. I’m going to give you laxative chocolates until you mess your diaper and I’m going to give you the yucky food – the peas. And if you won’t stop crying I’m going to spank you and give you something really hard to cry about and if you really won’t shut up, I’ll just sit on your face until I don’t hear an...

Uh oh. You’ve got me as a babysitter again. Just look at you, an adult man all babified. Do you know why I’m so mean to you? It’s because I hate you. I hate when you cry and I hate the smell of your stinky diapers. I know mummy’s really nice to you and babies you but you disgust me. I’m going to give you laxative chocolates until you mess your diaper and I’m going to give you the yucky food – the peas. And if you won’t stop crying I’m going to spank you and give you something really hard to cry about and if you really won’t shut up, I’ll just sit on your face until I don’t hear any more crying.

Mummy can’t save you, she’s not home for hours.