Look sweetie, just because your husband has been spending a lot of time with me lately doesnt mean we are napping together. Youre overreacting. These diamonds? Oh, they were just a birthday gift. Isnt he so thoughtful? Im sorry that when he bought me a brand new car you felt slighted. Your car works just fine, and I really needed one for my job so he drove a new one right up my driveway!! Isnt that so generous of him? The time you caught us in bed together, naked? Well, there is a perfectly innocent explanation for that, too

I assure your wife Im not a home wrecker, tho... Show more