You are so used to being a useless, broke loser, aren’t you? I don’t want to tell you to fuck off like some other people might. I actually have a use for you. I’m going to turn you from useless to useful. So, if you don’t want to be told to fuck off broke fuck maybe you should listen. I have three options on how you can make my life better. How you can think about maybe putting a tiny, little smile on my face and making my day that much better. I know you want to do that, don’t you?

Listen up losers.