Welcome to my clinic, today is your unlucky day! I have been wanting to add to my collection of testicles. I want to have a large collection of specimens in jars in my clinic. Using my sharp instruments, I will describe the three different ways I intend on parting you from your precious family jewels! In great graphic detail, I will describe the procedure with possibly a bit too much excitement!

Welcome to my clinic, today is your unlucky day! I have been wanting to add to my collection of testicles. I want to have a large collection of specimens in jars in my clinic. Using my sharp instruments, I will describe the three different ways I intend on parting you from your precious family jewels! In great graphic detail, I will describe the procedure with possibly a bit too much excitement!