Well, today’s the day! You’ve finally reached the age where it’s time to geld you! Oh, you’re not familiar with that term? Well, it means to castrate; to remove a male creature’s testicles so that he has a much better temperament. You see when male creatures get older, their desire to hump everything in sight gets stronger and stronger. I know you don’t want to be controlled by your boner for the rest of your life so I’m going to do you a favor, just like I do for all of the other male creature’s here and remove those testicles for you.

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