I think there’s a part of you that wonders what it’s like to be me. What is it like in the day of a living goddess? What inspires men to give me whatever I want whenever I want it? I’ll tell you, if you just listen. I’ll tell you exactly what inspires viewers like you to have me change their lives for the better. What I can provide that no one else can because there is a secret and I’m the only one who knows it.

Don’t you want to find out?