I can’t believe it actually worked! I was running yet another test on my experimental shrink ray, I thought it would fail just like the others, but when one of the doctors decided to grope me, I decided he was a great candidate for my experiment. I laugh at him and tell him that he is the size of a speck of dirt and that my sweaty red high heeled pump will be his new apartment! We’ll see if he can last a whole shift pressed into my sweaty insoles!