You are the tiniest student in my class. Sometimes I forget you're even there, only being about an inch tall! Not today though, you're tardy again. I pick you up by the back up your shirt, just barely having to pinch it between my fingernails. I can't be making exceptions for you just because you're tiny. I don't want anyone thinking I am playing favorites with my students. What is to be done about your tardiness? Hm? What if I were to swallow you whole? That would teach you all about the digestive system from the inside out, wouldn't it? You're very small...you might survive the orde... Show more