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I've been waiting for 45 minutes for my intern to come back with my coffee. I am debating firing him. This is not acceptable. I give my coworkers a couple phone calls, and complain about his work ethic. Apparently they have both had the same issues. Little do I know, that he is right there the whole time. He is the size of a grain of sand so there is no way I could even see him. He gets to watch me dangle my heel in my black stockings, as I tease him relentlessly. I am completely unaware of his existence. I pick up a little ant that has crawled into my office. Aww, it's kind of cute... Show more