You thought you were a big strong mand, didn’t you? But, you see, what I really want is a sweet girl to pamper and take care of just like a little doll. I’m checking your pampers to make sure they’re still dry and – oopsie – it looks like you wet your pampers! Someone is going to go into a timeout. First, I’m going to tell you everything that’s going to happen tonight: you’re going to suck on your pacifier and after your timeout, you’re going to take a nice bath with Mr. Rubber Ducky and when you’re all clean, mumsy is going to give you a nice rubdown with her special pink lotion ...

You thought you were a big strong mand, didn’t you? But, you see, what I really want is a sweet girl to pamper and take care of just like a little doll. I’m checking your pampers to make sure they’re still dry and – oopsie – it looks like you wet your pampers! Someone is going to go into a timeout. First, I’m going to tell you everything that’s going to happen tonight: you’re going to suck on your pacifier and after your timeout, you’re going to take a nice bath with Mr. Rubber Ducky and when you’re all clean, mumsy is going to give you a nice rubdown with her special pink lotion until you’re all soft and shaved, you’re going to wear your bib and your bonnet and suck on your baba of warm milk until you go to bed, like a good little one.