So, you’ve been buying my clips, you’ve been stroking off but you want more than just clips and you’re curious about what’s next, aren’t you? How can you interact with me? How can you serve me? How can you just all around be my little bitch?

Well, let me tell you. Let me tell you the system that I’ve worked out over the years that allow me to spend the maximum amount of time with my fans, slaves and admirers while keeping my sanity in check, because there are hundreds of you and only one of me.

Be a good boy and listen up.