Do you know what I like about you? You are quite the willing subject. I love having all of these medical tools and restraints at my disposal. I’m going to subject you every single tormenting test, just because I like to see you squirm. My padded restraints will ensure that you don’t wiggle too much as I inject, poke and prod you for my experiments. There are several ways to hold you in place, which I’ll describe. I just want to make sure you know exactly what you’re consenting to before I put you under.

Not a real doctor.