Hey gaywad, you ever wondered why you never get laid? It’s because you are still trying to be straight. Trust me, I know. Getting dick is a whole lot easier than getting pussy. Dicks are so horny. You know that too right? You are sitting here whacking it just to me telling you what a stupid little jerkwad you are! Why are you trying to get pussy when you could be out there getting dick? It’s so easy to get dick these days. The smartphone in your pocket gives you practically instant access! You are going to get dick and let me tell you how.

Stop failing and start getting ...

Hey gaywad, you ever wondered why you never get laid? It’s because you are still trying to be straight. Trust me, I know. Getting dick is a whole lot easier than getting pussy. Dicks are so horny. You know that too right? You are sitting here whacking it just to me telling you what a stupid little jerkwad you are! Why are you trying to get pussy when you could be out there getting dick? It’s so easy to get dick these days. The smartphone in your pocket gives you practically instant access! You are going to get dick and let me tell you how.

Stop failing and start getting gay.