You always suspected that your boss hated you...so you go into her office to confront her about it. Instead she tells you, "Oh, you're still here? I thought I fired you last week! Well...you're fired." She then goes on about exactly how much she hated you and thought you were a terrible employee, and a lame loser. Oh, and you have a tiny penis, and everyone in the office knows it.

You beg and plead for your job back so pathetically, that she laughs at you and says, "Fine, you're demoted to janitor!" Not only that, but you'll be crawling on the floor, wearing a collar and... Show more