You are a tiny little man who has been begging me to live in my shoe. I want you to understand what it means to make my sweaty pumps your new apartment! Your bed will be between my big toe and second toe. You’ll be curled up between my stinky toes constantly. You’d better be careful because you’re so small that if you were to look out from my shoe and fall out that I would step on you with my heel with no regard! I want you to understand what it’s like to live in my shoe. Would you like to make it your new apartment? Crawl in and find out!