Hello Big Boy... haha, that's a joke!

Harsh cock criticism from these 2 Ladies - the only way you are ever going to satisfy a woman is in the amusement department.

They might let you touch it but it's not allowed to spurt, they can't allow you to accidentally enter the gene pool. You are a freak of nature and once they are done ridiculing you they tell you take your little pin prick and fuck off.