I just got home and am taking off my shoes when I remember I think I forgot to shut the gate so I run out onto the deck only to realize I’ve locked myself out in embarrassing granny panties!! I run around to the front of the house when my neighbor looks over so I duck down to not be seen and step in a mud puddle! When I finally get back in the house I’m covered in mud and need a shower so I start taking one washing off my muddy panties.